When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match - if only he can let Jillian go. Joe is so distracted that he sets the electric trimmer on his lap and accidentally severs both of his legs without noticing. They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups. Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist, Dr. His mother, bra and panties on in a seductive pose turned around with her ass facing her son.
Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversaryhe's struck by lightning. When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
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When Peter receives tickets to a boxing match as a birthday gift, he volunteers Lois to compete. Brian leaves the house and goes to the local bar, The Drunken Clam. A psychedelic drug craze licking Colombian toads hits Quahog's teens, so Peter goes undercover at the high school to stop it, and ends up being the most popular guy in school. Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Peter can't stop trying to impress Lois's father, Mr. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals. Just fuck me like a slut, a dirty and cheap one.
It had been three years since all of that. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe - as year-olds - travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss. When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. Random Tropes Random Media. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections.